so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 


خذ نفس عميق، وقل: لا إله إلا الله ❤️

(Source: hybridnomad)

coffee Arabic coffee turkish coffee


I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

this yes please shutup pet peeve omg this is me my mom


green powerhouse salad with sesame-ginger vinaigrette.

salad recipe recipes brocolli soybeans healthy


imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.


arteries will always hold a special place in my heart


imagine if people screamed instead of snored


"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two


there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze)

I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.
yup you fucked up

(Source: unlucky-artist)

I don't watch this show this is hilarious funny ron swanson


Metropolitan Theodosios (Atallah Hanna) of Sebastia joins other Christian leaders from Palestine in praying for the suffering people of Gaza

wow religion religious leaders pray for gaza gaza palestine gazaunderattack


y’all think I have time to google every post I see? sike bitch tumblr my news source I see a post saying I’m dead ima believe it

yeah but no seriously this is me tumblr news source


take no shit 2014

(Source: gatissed)


me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready