so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.
arteries will always hold a special place in my heart
imagine if people screamed instead of snored
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
Metropolitan Theodosios (Atallah Hanna) of Sebastia joins other Christian leaders from Palestine in praying for the suffering people of Gaza
y’all think I have time to google every post I see? sike bitch tumblr my news source I see a post saying I’m dead ima believe it
me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready